February 2012
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My dream experiences with dentists have never gone...
The following is a true account of what happened in my head during August of 2011, as recorded in an old journal I’d been keeping. I felt compelled to share this experience with you, my dear Tumblr-land.
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I had a dream last night that my parents took me to the dentist, and they spent some time talking to the dentist in another room.
So after awhile the dentist (who in my dream took the...
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“Set me as a seal upon your heart,
as a seal upon your arm,
for love is strong...”
– Song of Solomon 8:6-7a (via waitforiiitxbassdrop)
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Dear Heart,
What do you think you’re doing, letting your guard down? Seriously? Are you really going to do this again? No, no you’re not, because you know better. Put your shield up. Be completely vulnerable only to the One who created you. Guard the things that are most precious and save them for the right person, not just the next one who catches some bit of your attention. Please, learn from the past....
December 2011
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I am broken before you and humbled in your sight There is nothing I can offer of my life that would be worthy of your love All I can lay at your feet is this wretched soul of mine I cannot even cry out your name My lips are parched and my mouth is dry I am in need of your touch I can no longer tell what is truth and what is a lie The words that bombard me day in and day...
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME :D
I mean, my birthday was yesterday, but I just realized I forgot to post on Tumblr about it. xD
I’M 19 YOU GUYS
I’M A PRIME NUMBER
:D :D :D
Also my best friend is amazing for sending me a super-special-awesome package. Just thought you should know.
November 2011
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4 movies in just over 12 hours? Aww yeah.
Earlier today (er, yesterday? I dunno, it’s that time of the morning where ‘yesterday’ and ‘today’ are interchangeable), I watched “Inception,” “Music & Lyrics,” and “Hairspray,” pretty much all in a row. Now I commence with watching “Green Lantern.”
A day/night/freakin’-early-morning well spent, I believe.
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BROOKE
aka waitforiiitxbassdrop.tumblr.com
STOP CHANGING YOUR USERNAME EVERY THREE DAYS IT’S REALLY THROWING ME OFF WHEN I’M TRYING TO STALK YOU
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For a good 30 seconds, I legitimately thought I...
Needless to say, panic set in as I listened to what seriously sounded like gibberish. It was an English song with an English title, and I could tell the sounds were English syllables, but they just didn’t connect.
Then I spent another 20 seconds wondering if when foreigners listen to English, they too hear a garbled, less phlegm-y form of German.
Then I returned to panic as I considered...
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Psalm 42. [an interpretation.]
My being longs for God like the deer pants for the water And it’s so hard to wait here when they all say, “Where’s your Father?” I remember the days of joy and praise; into God’s house we crowded But now I’m simply hoping that His face He has not shrouded Why so downcast, o my soul? Don’t you know God makes you whole? Therefore I remember in full His greatness during strife Deepness, it...
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A Snargle named Kazoo. ((an original poem))
There was a Snargle named Kazoo Who wanted to breathe fire But every attempt to do so Left him feeling sad and tired
He huffed and puffed with all his might But produced naught but smoke “A fireless Snargle,” his friends all laughed, “Must be some kind of joke!”
“It’s hopeless, then. I’m just no use,” Poor Kazoo said, quite dejected And off he went...
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pixy led: So my pro-life speech went down super well :D
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Yesterday was my assigned date for the persuasive speech part of my public speaking class. My professor said to choose the most controversial topic we could while still being passionate about…
Hey, could you lay off my best friend please? All she did was post about her day and about a speech...
October 2011
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I have to accept that my glasses will never be...
THERE'S RAZORS IN YOUR APPLE
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On Halloween, Halloween, Halloween.
THERE’S ANTHRAX IN YOUR SNAPPLE!
On Halloween, Halloween, Halloween.
*PELVIC THRUSTING JACK*
The only thing you got to know is all of your candy’s got to go
Cause there’s razors in your apple.
On Halloween, Halloween
On Halloween *creeper face*
Yes your candy’s been...
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A woman named Birdie. [A miracle story.]
Tonight in Denver, I met a woman who was very, very lost.
Her mother recently died. She’s been trying to make her way back to North Dakota but she didn’t have enough money to pay for all the bus fare. Her name was Birdie, and she was cold and desperate and sad.
When I told her how much God loves her, how much His heart breaks for her, and prayed that He would give her peace, she...
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“I love you, I love you, I love you, My child. You are the apple of My eye. Do not let go of Me…do not turn from My Word and I will bring you an abundance of joy…
…See those water brooks? They are for you; drink freely and I will provide you with even more. Drink freely and be satisfied. I long to bring contentment to your heart. I long for you to take risks in...
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God is amazing.
He rocks my world.
Just thought y’all should know.
Aaahahaha.
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I’m typing up a discussion question for my cognitive neuroscience class, and as I was typing “Chapter Eleven”, the first thing I thought of Peter Francis Geraci.
#Chicagojokes
Absolutely none of my followers will understand this :3 (unless a fellow Chicagoan is following me, in which case, hello there).
Anonymous asked: Msg me on Yahoo Messenger right now my SN is deborahmeliaaa121399
I really should be out doing irresponsible...
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I’m in the prime of youth, and here I am, spending my weekend eating pomegranates and watching Korean dramas on Hulu, whilst wearing pajama bottoms and an oversized sweatshirt.
I have no problems with this.
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So today I found out that my tiny, 20-person...
The cost of the trip is $2960.
Which leaves only a few hundred dollars for my parents to cover.
In other words, my outreach is 2 months away and it’s already completely paid for!!
God is amazing!!! (And so is my church, of course!) :D
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Oh and by the way
I totally based my creative presentation around QWOP.
I related it to perseverance and the race of life.
AWWW YEAHHHHH
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I'll miss her.
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Today, I saw my best friend for the last time until February. She’s going to be in Colorado for three months attending a Bible/music school, and then going to Costa Rica for the remaining two. I made her a scrapbook to take with her, and she gave me her diary (which I only read a little bit of but has so far made me laugh hysterically. That girl needs to write a book.). We’ve...
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Hi, Tumblr.
So I know my blog has been totally dead for the past two weeks, and there is a reason for that.
I am currently in Colorado, studying in the Musician’s Discipleship Training School at YWAM Denver. The past week and a half has been so, SO awesome, and I seriously would love to blog all about it but too much has happened to put down in words.
I will summarize some main points though:
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September 2011
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Deleted Scene
GODRIC GRYFFINDOR: We will create a school to teach all the brave young wizards and witches.
SALAZAR SLYTHERIN: And we must also teach those students who are cunning and sly.
ROWENA RAVENCLAW: And we shall open our doors to those with a curious mind and appetite for creativity.
HELGA HUFFLEPUFF: My tongue is blue because I was eating lollipops for dinner! Wanna see? I can almost do a cartwheel! Are you watching?!
GODRIC: That's great, Helga. You don't need to shout. But would you like to help us form a wizarding school?
HELGA: I like to hug. I'm really good at it. Hugs are like presents that always fit. Can I be the school's hug captain? I can teach hugging! I can also teach Laundry and How To Draw Bubble Letters.
GODRIC: No. Hugging is not something we are concerned with.
HELGA: Oh really? How long should a typical hug last, Mr. Know-It-All?
GODRIC: Um…ten sec—
HELGA: Wrong! A good hug lasts a lifetime because it lives in your heart for infinity years!!!
SALAZAR: Maybe we only need three people to start a school.
HELGA: Badgers are my favorite! I'm going to make lemon squares! Can we call the school Smile Town? If I close my eyes, am I invisible? Can I have turtle? I'm good at making bubble letters. Really good. The trick is to pretend the letters are clouds and to use purple.
SALAZAR: By the way, if 68% of the students in my house turn out evil, it's totally not my fault. Cool? Cool.
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SESAME STREET DOES GLEE.
OH MY GOD.
“GOOD THING WE HAVE A BIG BUDGET!”
OH MY GOD KURT THO
this is much better than the actual show
I gotta say, the recent parodies from Sesame Street I’ve seen are bloody amazing. Some of the jokes they sneak in are very clever...