February 2011
278 posts
supersonic-wonderland asked: Doesn't slash pairing imply homosexuality? Or just any couples that didn't originally exist? I don't read fan fiction >.> lol
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Goodness GRACIOUS my best friend is slow. XD
Me: Please, stay away from slash fiction.
Her: Well, I have been. But what is it, exactly...?
Me: ...Seriously? You're seriously asking me this right now.
Her: Um. Yeah?
Me: *sigh* You pair two people together as a couple, like in a book or movie, that aren't supposed to be a couple.
Her: Oh, is that all? I thought it was like a horrible fantasy where you actually...slash people...like cut them up in little pieces...
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Her: Like some horrible form of rape...
Me: *dead*
January 2011
226 posts
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Yellow Walls
Ewa: *talking about her college* They paint our bathroom walls yellow so we don't get depressed and kill ourselves.
Me: ...Oh. I thought it was so if you peed on the wall, no one would be able to tell.
Ewa: Well, that too.
Reblog this if you actually read things people...
REBLOG IF YOU HONESTLY THOUGHT YOU’D NEVER GET...
apocalypsearisen:
mrsduckyfuzzles:
STEVE……
my-vagina asked: it also gives me body aches, like i haven't been able to take full breaths in a week and a half or so, /: it really sucks, i honestly hate it.
supersonic-wonderland asked: Check out the Smooth Criminal cello cover I posted :) But you might have heard it before. By the way, do you like Apocalyptica?
Remember when everyone was like "we should have a...
feeltheillinoise-:
oh-potter-you-rotter:
previously-sane:
well we do. If you suspect someone IRL, look them straight in the face and say
“We’ll be back shortly.”
they’ll know. they’ll know.
Sounds like a solid, accurate plan.
Stjaislgsositsylzotsot
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LOL
Sagittarius Teen for January 25, 2011:
“Deep thoughts guide you into an interestingly intellectual flirtation that will provide an outlet for your high energy levels. Romance pursues you all day, so get used to the scent of roses.”
HAHAHAHAHAHA
I am Jack's inability to let go.: becomingfragile:... →
forgetaboutyourhouseofcards:
I make my own butterbeer and it’s delicious! Ingredients: Root beer 1-2 tbs butter 1-2 tsp sugar (granulated)
1. Melt the butter, and mix it with the sugar 2. Pour into root beer, stir until frothy. Make sure you don’t stir out carbonation
3. ENJOY
o.o that sounds delicious! I’ll have to try that :D
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Day 15
Q: What recurring dream do you have? What do you think is the message your subconscious is sending you through that dream?
I actually don’t have any recurring dreams, at least not that I can think of. During the summer I dreamed way too much about school and the school year starting and not having any AP homework done…but none of those dreams were really the same, and I think I was...
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DAMN YOU.
Damn you for being attractive and damn you for being funny and damn you for being so nice to me and for ever talking to me in the first place and damn you for putting your hand on my shoulder and smiling that stupidly cute smile when your girlfriend is right there.
STOP making me think of you at random hours of the day.
FRIGGIN STOP.
Reblog if you have a beautiful best friend.
heathermariestarryeyed-exxohhexx:
karlalalapot:
I have!!
I do!
:3
I don't look like the kind of girl who'd have...
forgetaboutyourhouseofcards:
But I have more than you know.
