wings of an Eagle, heart of a Phoenix

nikkiperson:

thelemonblog:

thellamawholived:

datass-assin:

molto-bene-on-my-pene:

graveyardstuffers:

i feel great

GWAR COME ON

whoever shot that arrows gunna pay

ENTER BALD GUY WITH A CAPE

BREAK THE ARROW OFF

YOU CAN TAKE THE BALD GUY

THEN YOU SEE THE BALD GUY

JOINED BY SOME OTHER GUYS

RUN UP!

In slow motion, kick a guy in the head

Stab his friend, spin around, roll off

PUNCH A FACE

Start out in slow-motion first THEN USE A SPEED HACK

Grab a sword, use it to deflect

STAB HIM IN THE BACK

Get down just in time and smack him in the face.

Friendly fire’s on apparently.

Why unsheath your blade?

Make them use their own.

Time out lemme get my weaps-

IN SLOW-MO.

I am the first X-man

That joke’s ahead of our time 

But you’re still gonna die

who the hell is that guy?

The second X-man.

Don’t watch him walk away

or you’ll lose a hidden blade

and get, surrounded

-OOWHITE!

Evil Bald Guy With a Cape

Ezio plans his escape

Boss waits patiently, Ezio shakes free

All the Royal Guards pee themselves