The following is a true account of what happened in my head during August of 2011, as recorded in an old journal I’d been keeping. I felt compelled to share this experience with you, my dear Tumblr-land.

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I had a dream last night that my parents took me to the dentist, and they spent some time talking to the dentist in another room.

So after awhile the dentist (who in my dream took the image of [my old high school’s] old nurse…and not my actual dentist…weird) — she called me in and she was holding 

get this 

a pair of tweezers and a toothpick

and she said “now I’ve never done this before but it’s what your dad wanted”

and I’m like wat ._.

and so she starts to reach toward my face and she pries my mouth open

and I’m like wat .__.

and then I find out that she plans to

BREAK ALL OF MY TEETH

WHAT THE FRICKITY FRICKIN FRICK

because apparently my dad figured if I busted my two front teeth and got them capped (that actually did happen in real life), then I should get all my other teeth to match! How brilliant! :D

EXCEPT IT WAS TERRIFYING

AND THE DENTIST/NURSE/CRAZY LADY HAD NO IDEA WHAT SHE WAS DOING

AND SHE WASN’T PLANNING ON USING NOVOCAINE OR ANYTHING

so I somehow convinced her to stop before she messed up my teeth and I was like “TALK. TO HIM. AGAIN.”

and the instant she left, I ran away :D

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The End.